Posts tagged: reblog
FLOWER ALPACA
Mist Eagle. I like it.
Shadow Cat. I am okay with this.
FEAR THE MIGHTY WIND EAGLE!
… Isn’t that just like a regular eagle?
The Scots are a wise people.
My new outlook on life.
I feel like we might have some of these on our fridge…
Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
that cat is just like. this is my lizard. you got a problem with that?
This is wonderful. And adorable. Especially because my brother has a lizard and I’m pretty sure our cat wants to eat her.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Except on tea.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
What?
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
We’re not buying your stupid tea.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Do you even know what that is?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
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BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY:
Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Oh, for—just drink the tea.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
No.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Do it.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
NO.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Drink it.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Fuck you.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
*Boston Tea Party*
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
What the hell?
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
We heard it was Indians.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
You get all types in Boston.
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BRITISH EMPIRE:
…*Coercive Acts*
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AMERICAN COLONIES:
Oh, it is ON.
dlgr:
PLEASE REBLOG!!!!!
The Montgomery County Humane Society has received 26 CHINCHILLAS. The shelter is not equipped to handle so many chins and is in need of adopters and help from rescue groups. Please spread the word and please contact MCHS directly for more information.
MCHS
14645 Rothgeb Drive
Rockville MD 20850
Phone#: 240-773-5960
By: Tara Woodfin
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My buddy Kate just posted this on her FB….LOOKIT THOSE SQUISHY FACES!!! Please help them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!!1!..
GUYS CHINCHIIS!!!!
SAVE THE CHINCHIIS!
We are talking about authorizing secular, for-profit employers to deny a woman coverage for birth control if the employer doesn’t believe that she and her partner should be allowed to have sex without getting pregnant. Yup, that’s right. If the owner of the Taco Bell where you work opposes birth control, Arizona legislators want to give him a legal right to deny you insurance coverage for your pills. Sadly, that isn’t even the half of it. You may want to sit down for this one. Arizona legislators know that whether or not her insurance covers it, a woman may get the prescription she needs to prevent an unintended pregnancy. They want to give her boss the right to control that too. The bill they are pushing would not only allow employers to take the insurance coverage away, but it would also make it easier for an employer who finds out that his employee uses birth control to fire her. You heard me right … to fire her.
So here I was, thinking it was stupid that the Catholics were being all oppressive of non-Catholics (again), and then I read this. I beg your pardon?
PS: Also, Nathan Fillion. Thank you Starline Hodge.
You shall all refer to me from this moment forth as THE PLAID NECK-PILLOW!
The Red Book of Essays salutes the Plaid Neck-Pillow.
The Grey and White Striped Laptop
Charger CableTHINGY salutes both the Plaid Neck-Pillow and the Red Book of Essays.Oh man, y’all. I am the Black Tapestry. Probably the most dramatic thing I could even be. Especially since if I hadn’t put my tapestry there I would have been like the Black Armchair or something. :D
Am I allowed to be The Burgundy Sunbeam? Or do I have to be The Burgundy Column? Because sunbeam sounds much more wonderful by far.
Apparently it’s also worth more per ounce than gold. Which obviously does not make me feel guilty about obsessively printing photos for school which school then has to pay for.
Not at all.
It’s pretty disturbing to me that Santorum is disgusted by an expression of religious tolerance from fifty years ago. Jesus.
I tried to make myself not reblog the GIF. But it was too funny.
