Posts tagged: reblog
Confessed by anon
I ship this anon with me.
that cat is just like. this is my lizard. you got a problem with that?
This is wonderful. And adorable. Especially because my brother has a lizard and I’m pretty sure our cat wants to eat her.
All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
Except on tea.
Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
We’re not buying your stupid tea.
Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
Do you even know what that is?
No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
Oh, for—just drink the tea.
Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
*Boston Tea Party*
What the hell?
We heard it was Indians.
That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
You get all types in Boston.
Oh, it is ON.
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SAVE THE CHINCHIIS!
We are talking about authorizing secular, for-profit employers to deny a woman coverage for birth control if the employer doesn’t believe that she and her partner should be allowed to have sex without getting pregnant. Yup, that’s right. If the owner of the Taco Bell where you work opposes birth control, Arizona legislators want to give him a legal right to deny you insurance coverage for your pills. Sadly, that isn’t even the half of it. You may want to sit down for this one. Arizona legislators know that whether or not her insurance covers it, a woman may get the prescription she needs to prevent an unintended pregnancy. They want to give her boss the right to control that too. The bill they are pushing would not only allow employers to take the insurance coverage away, but it would also make it easier for an employer who finds out that his employee uses birth control to fire her. You heard me right … to fire her.
So here I was, thinking it was stupid that the Catholics were being all oppressive of non-Catholics (again), and then I read this. I beg your pardon?
PS: Also, Nathan Fillion. Thank you Starline Hodge.
You shall all refer to me from this moment forth as THE PLAID NECK-PILLOW!
The Red Book of Essays salutes the Plaid Neck-Pillow.
The Grey and White Striped Laptop
Charger CableTHINGY salutes both the Plaid Neck-Pillow and the Red Book of Essays.
Oh man, y’all. I am the Black Tapestry. Probably the most dramatic thing I could even be. Especially since if I hadn’t put my tapestry there I would have been like the Black Armchair or something. :D
Am I allowed to be The Burgundy Sunbeam? Or do I have to be The Burgundy Column? Because sunbeam sounds much more wonderful by far.
You could really just keep going on this one. HE IS AN AMERICAN. I AM A NORTH KOREAN SPY.
I bet that wasn’t as funny as I thought it was.
It’s pretty disturbing to me that Santorum is disgusted by an expression of religious tolerance from fifty years ago. Jesus.
I tried to make myself not reblog the GIF. But it was too funny.