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Secret cinema found beneath Paris.
In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.
When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)


SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA
I WANNA GO

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

I’M WRITING THIS NOVEL

France’s Mission Impossible Fun Team
Oh hey look, it’s a Cracked article.

slythermint:

thesanityclause:

221cbakerstreet:

Secret cinema found beneath Paris.

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)

SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA

I WANNA GO

LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE

I’M WRITING THIS NOVEL

France’s Mission Impossible Fun Team

Oh hey look, it’s a Cracked article.

I’m personally looking forward to a refreshing epic retelling of how the Americans beat the Americans in World War II.

The previous sentence, for context: “With all the hassle of representing foreign languages in movies, it seems like the only real solution is to stop having foreigners in movies.”

Brought to you by yet another Cracked.com article: The 5 Stupidest Ways Movies Deal With Foreign Languages. [link] Final sentence of the thing.

Because this is undeniably one of the cutest things you have ever seen. I found out about this from one of Cracked.com’s 17 More Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped. Check under heading 11.

These particular images can be found on the artist’s website.

PS: The images above are from the duck set afloat in Osaka. The artist made a number of these though, and set them floating in Auckland, Hasselt, St Nazaire, Sao Paulo, Elst, Rotterdam, Amsterdam (twice), Nürnberg, and Wassenaar. They all vary in size, but the St Nazaire duck is over twice as large as any other.

It’s raining cats and dogs. Which sucks because my hat is made of pure sodium.
Cracked.com. [link] Under the heading #6. “Raining Cats and Dogs”.